President Bush Junior spent more time combing the pubic bush of Laura Bush than studying Politics.
Dave Rogers is a Land Surveyor and Sex Blogger from Woodbridge, New Jersey, who regularly volunteers for the ‘Small Dick at 18, a Right Of Every Female Teen’ Movement actively. The movement has its basis on the fact that each woman that is taller than 5’6″ needs a big dick in her vagina but no matter how tall she is and how big of a dick she needs after turning into a full-blown adult, she still needs smaller dicks before that and it is every parent’s duty to hooker her up with a small penis dude on her 18th birthday. The small dick by their definition is anything below 5 inches. They say it is not only beneficial for the 18 year old girls and their future, but also for the guys with small dicks as it is too hard for them to get a coochie due to their low self-esteem.
Educators, globally, need more sex education, for they all look sexually frustrated and unhappy and listening to hundreds of them, it seems like they all don’t understand the impact of a healthy sex life on a person’s mental, etc, health.
Dave’s wife hates getting fingered. She wonders why sodomy is a sin in every religion and a reason enough to get a divorce but getting fingered ain’t.
Dave travels each winters to Africa to have sex with extra large natural breasts women there. During the winters when he doesn’t have enough money to do the same, Welcome to Porncams XHamster on Vibragame.
Dave claims HIV/AIDS is a hoax. He brags about having unprotected sex with hundreds of African village prostitutes and never getting it.
One of the nephews of Dave created a Sex Toy Delivery App. He lives in Ohio and when the app was newly launched, would deliver the products by himself. Once a bunch of Catholic priests and their followers, disguised as buyers, called him only to give him a good beating and they did it all with a great success. Till date, he has some physical injuries from that incidence but is spirit has only grown stronger.
Many old men who can’t even talk properly, fuck better than the Johnny Castle, Johnny Sinns and J-Mac combined. I have been thinking about creating a porn studio featuring such old men with super-high sex drives only. The porn studio will feature gay, bisexual and straight old men fucking mostly young women and men in their 20s like the freaks these old fellows are.
I also have an idea in my mind to create the world’s first porn studio dedicated to only blue or green-eyed women. The porn studio will feature young, mature, bisexual, lesbian, all sorts of green or blue eyed women. I am also in talks with a Goa Massage Parlour, with several green and blue-eyed Russian girls working for it, to supply me with some of their Russian chicks regularly. They sound more than happy to be of service to me.
I have been to the nation called India several times and it wasn’t until recently that I became aware of the notion that drinking water from the lakes and rivers surrounding the Thar Desert of India and Pakistan, reduces the estrogen levels of both men and women, and that’s the reason why the water from the lakes and rivers across this desert is considered pious for the females, as the Hindus are mostly highly anti-sexual people, though they have the world’s second largest population and they are expected to be the first largest in terms of population by the financial year 2027.
I am a student of a wonderful American-Indian tantric guru, who operates out of his house in Bethlehem, PA, only. This guru of mine can fuck for 18 hours at a time. He once fucked me for 18 hours straight. I was dry only after 3 hours of fucking non-stop, but he kept putting an edible side-effect free lube on both his and mine genitals after that to keep going. It was one of the best days of my life. I am getting wet just thinking the flashbacks of that 18 hours long fucking session.
My husband only likes to check the hour hand after he starts fucking me. It has been years since he looked at the minute hand once he climbed me. He never finishes before 2 hours. It doesn’t matter whether he fucks me fast or slow, it has always been the same. He lasts 180 minutes after drinking scotch with a soda but 250-270 minutes after drinking scotch with the cola, he himself doesn’t know the reason why and he has been trying his best to find it out.
I believe that the real estate porn will surpass the popularity of the incest porn by the financial year 2027. The Ella Knox’s Property Sex video changed the game for the genre and as a bisexual woman, I can attest it for you. You can see the full video on Porn365 and this is going to be one of the best things that you have ever done.
I am not a conspiracy theorist but I believe that the 16th President of the United States – Abraham Lincoln, was a Jew in disguise. His ex-wife documented this fact that he had a circumcised dick long before it became fashionable for the White Christian Americans to have a circumcised dick.
More blue-collared people have turned authors in the last 10 years than ever before, thanks to the Amazon.
I have been thinking about creating a porn studio with only hermaphrodite and male pornstars. The females will only be there to mop the floors. Let me remind you that I am not a misogynist, I am a female myself and I respect and love all females. It is just a business idea, nothing personal.
Geena Blackburn is a sex and porn blogger, who claims that the first thing that she took up in her still growing big teen ass was the bottle of a deodorant only to learn later that it was easier to take that bottle up in than to throw it out. She says that she feels lucky that she was smart enough to put the bottle inside from the opposite side of the bottle cap otherwise she most definitely would have sprayed all the deodorant inside and the side-effects of such a happening is even unknown to most doctors.
Geena has dated hundreds of guys till date belonging to different races, nationalities, heights, body shapes, etc. She claims that the guys who last the longest in the bed are the men that suffer with a condition called gynecomastia. She adds that they drip precum the most too.
Geena is a bisexual but she has never dated a woman, although she has had several sexual encounters with 8-9 women in the past.
Geena claims that every man and every woman in the world is bisexual but they won’t admit it. She adds that she didn’t know this fact herself until she became a part of a Thai Hentai Community (โดจิน).
Geena claims that the reason why they killed the Princess Diana of Wales is the fact that she got caught experimenting with a couple of gay guys in a sexual orgy arranged by herself.
Geena believes that the way the people think about the homosexual people is the biggest sign of their nationalities and going by Princess Diana’s story, it seems like the Royal Family of England is not rational at all.
Chris Glenn from DeSoto County, Mississippi, is a full-time eBay seller, who has a team of 3 to take care of the packaging and messaging.
There used to be a time when selling on eBay used to be Chris’s greatest passion but that hasn’t been the case for years now. He would do as much work as he could by himself because it gave him great pleasure. His greatest passion nowadays is watching Thai porn clips (คลิปโป๊) and writing a sex blog.
Chris likes to refer to his balls as diesel engine, that’s because it takes at least 30 minutes of sexual arousal for his dick to get fully erect and once it is erect, he is able to last very long; So long that most of the times he makes his woman cum before himself.
Chris finds it more fun to fuck on the chair than to fuck on the couch. He hates to fuck on the bed.
Chris claims on his blog that men and women with huge thighs are full of virility in the professional and sex life. He adds that it is not something that he read or made up, but he has the first-hand knowledge of it.
Chris uses nothing but expensive 100% organic oils imported from India as his personal lube. He never forgets to warm it up before use. He says that the fragrance of the oil makes each and every love making session for him a memorable, magnificent and heavenly experience.
Brian Kegley from McAllen, Texas, writes on his sex blog that he can’t wait to see the day when an average pornstar will be respected as much as a Hollywood star by an average adult of the American society. He believes the day is not far away.
My personal most favorite blog post by Brian was the 20000 word essay that he wrote regarding the similarities between a fingertip and a penile tip.
Brian claims that drinking a cup of coffee before a sexual session offers different benefits for a man than it does after drinking it. He says that he drinks it both before and after making out and no words are enough for the coffee to positively changing his life.
Brian also has a blog dedicated to adult songs. The first song that he ever wrote there was “I am so sexy that I can’t stop fucking my hand”.
Brian writes that he regularly gets MILF BJ now and he doesn’t need to fuck his hand anymore.
Brian advises on his blog “Don’t let the fear stop you when it comes to sex just like in terms of business or career”
Brian recently became familiar with a Saudi Prince. He was really surprised to learn from him he uses a condom made of gold for sex with his wives and girlfriends and used a diamond-made condom during his each honeymoon.
Brian has a friend with a serious erectile dysfunction and it is sad that Brian’s blog posts couldn’t help this good friend of his. This friend of Brian says that he is never going to be in a relationship or marry. He will rather donate his sperm before he reaches the age of 40. He is really desperate to be dad.
Zachary Snyder from Cuyahoga, Ohio, is a Ceramics Artist and Sex Blogger, who says that he doesn’t know a single alpha man who doesn’t bang 7 days a week. He is not sure about the leading women though.
Zachary recently visited the house where he grew up. His cum stains are still there all over the house.
Zachary recently got married for the third time. He says that although already overweight, he starts gaining more weight each time he is about to get married. He completely agrees with the MILF Porn – Butt3erfly, who is notorious for making Free VR Porn Videos belonging to the incest category, women love to feel the weight on them.
Zachary and his wife claim to know several women who regularly cheat on their men, and without exception they cheat with the men who are heavier than their own husbands.
Zachary never gets tired of repeating this tale of a male teacher in his college who used to drive girls crazy with a mere look. Zachary once dared ask the teacher his secret, he told him that it was eating a mix of onion, celery and tomato as much as possible. Zachary gave it a go and it increased Zachary’s testosterone levels by 150% in less than 3 months.
Zachary believes Sophie Dee is the most overrated British pornstar of all times while Antonia Deona AKA Stacey Saran is the most underrated British pornstar ever. He remembers watching this one video of Stacey Saran with a Black guy which he claims to have jerked off to at least 500 times to date.
Zachary believes genetic engineering or HD VR Porn Movies are the only two ways that we can use to get rid of the involuntarily celibates.