Modern TikTok Nude Models Don’t Buy Stuff Off Thrift Stores Or eBay

Written by Ashley on January 2, 2021 in Uncategorized with no comments.

It is literally easier to have sex with your own sister and mom in a threesome than it is with your mother-in-law and your wife. When I was married, I tried my best to persuade my wife to make her mother join us in a sex session but she felt it to be awkward and once even slapped me hard on my face for it. I was just trying to be of service to my mother-in-law as she was a widow and I could tell it from her face that she was starving for a dick.

I have a sort of a jester friend, who says that if a glossy paper is glossier than your black woman’s ass than she doesn’t even deserve to be called a fine ass black woman. He loves the sight of his black woman’s ass shining on the beach while she is taking a tan to make it even more black and shiny. I have been trying my best to get lucky with the bitch but so far I haven’t had any success or in other words, sex.

I believe that the porn industry needs more add-on sales. I know several online sex toy stores that offer free porn memberships

One younger sex maniac dude once told me “Don’t trust a bitch that buys stuff off thrift stores or eBay.” I listened to the advice and I look for nothing other than exclusive and elegant models whenever I check those TikTok Nudes.

Retired Cop Thinks There Is Nothing Wrong With Fantasizing Sexually About Your Adult Family Members

Written by Ashley on December 28, 2020 in Uncategorized with no comments.

Edvard Altham from Nørresundby, Denmark, is a Sex Blogger and Retired Cop, who believes public nudity should become legal and gay marriage is morally correct.

Edvard misses horror porn movies that were quite rampant during all of 1970s, 1980s and even the early 1990s. Jenna Jameson and Taylor Moore featured in some such horror porn movies.

Edvard’s wife loves Indian Natural Aroma. Edvard and his wife light up some Indian incense sticks (known as Aggarbaties in the Indian Subcontinent) before they get down for a love-making session each night.

Edvard thinks finding certain ethnicities more attractive than others is racist.

Masturbation is more acceptable to do for females than males.

Edvard Altham

Edvard believes Psychedelics and Weed should be legalized. He also believes wearing a burqa in public should become illegal globally including in Islamic nations.

Saying E-Sports is a real sport is as dumb as saying fake tits are as good as natural tits.

Edvard Altham

Edvard sees a great potential in the nation of Israel as the next major porn producer. He predicts Israel alone would be bigger than France, Italy and England combined in the porn revenues and number of movies produced.

Just like in music, some form of porn are better than others.

Edvard Altham

Edvard believes same-sex parenting (such as two homosexuals or lesbians adopting children), as beneficial/equal as normal parenting (straight couples) to children.

Diet is more important for your sexual health than sleep. Anyone who disagrees clearly doesn’t have his/her priorities in order.

Edvard Altham

Edvard writes there is nothing strange or wrong to find your younger versions of parents attractive if the pictures of them when they were younger was from a long time ago. Also, there is nothing wrong with watching incestual flicks like familystrokes free porn videos and jerking-off while doing the same.

Edvard thinks emotional infidelity, (such as flirting, spending copious amounts of time, fantasizing, and being close physically) but never actually having sexual contact such as kissing or penetration, is legitimate as cheating.

Gynecologist Hires Strippers And Escorts All Summers And Jerks-off To Sex Cam Models All Of Spring

Written by Ashley on December 23, 2020 in Uncategorized with no comments.

I studied at the same school as the Saraya-Jade Bevis aka Paige of the WWE. She used to be one of the nicest girls in the school and I believe that it is the dirty pro-wrestling business that ruined her with the drug usage and made her a sex addict. Whatever the case may be, I think that she should start escorting or stripping rather than trying her hand in any other business, because that is because escorting and stripping is where the easy money is for dumb girls like herself. She could also try becoming a camgirls live model.

Anyways, I wanted to tell you all about this Gynecologist friend of mine who enjoys outcall escorts all winters, hires female strippers all summers, stays celibate in the rainy season and doesn’t plan to ever get married. I applaud this friend of mine for most of his decisions. He is really smart.

A pornstar male friend of mine who is a well-known face in the industry recently told me that the pornstars can never get enough sex, they regularly indulge in swinger sex. One such female pornstar that I won’t name here is an Italian BBW with beautiful green eyes. She is pretty well-known, now guess who she is and tell me the name in the comment section.

I have a Spanish-American friend whose most predictions regarding different movements in the world are really coming true, especially the ones related to the feminist movement. He is also a sort of conspiracy theorist and I have become more like his pupil than his friend lately.

This Spanish-American friend of mine never gets tired of repeating on his blog and in person that he doesn’t believe in the New World Order (NWO) but rather in the New Sex Order (NSO).

Conspiracy Theorist Hates Incest Porn But Tips MyFreeCams Models

Written by Ashley on December 16, 2020 in Uncategorized with no comments.

Ingo Immonen from Champaign, Illinois, is a Revenue Protection Inspector at the Railways by the day and a Sex Blogger by the night, who sounds like a conspiracy theorist when he says that the views on the incest porn are fake and bot generated. He claims the popularization of the incest porn is a propaganda by the elite to make incest common and normal throughout the world.

Ingo greatly feels that the men are not grateful to women enough for the innumerable gifts they offer to them and he tries to convey it to them using several different methods, one of them being his sex blog.

Ingo writes he is proud to have never watched any porn in his office, although he left a few myfreecams review in the past sitting in his office.

Ingo again sounds like a conspiracy theorist when he claims that high oestrogen levels in men and high testosterone levels in women is exactly responsible for the homosexuality and bisexuality in men and women, but the governments and the pharma industry are in this together to hide this fact from the people.

Ingo says that he wouldn’t be surprised if an adult products manufacturer, major retail chain, a live sex cams website, a porn studio or even a brothel surpasses all the top American car makes combined in terms of revenue.

Ingo remembers asking this bimbo maid of his once: “What is your next job?” She replied “Blowjob”. Since then he never asked this question to any of his maids.

Ingo claims to have done a good deal of research on the Sikh people after becoming infatuated with a Sikh girl living in his city who resembles the Canadian Poetess Rupi Kaur a lot.

Ingo believes most of the lineage of the founder of Sikhism – Guru Nanak has been killed by the Muslim Missionaries and Hindu Fascists throughout the centuries. And roughly only 80% of the people claiming to be of his direct lineage are either lying or were told the lie by their ancestors.

Conspiracy Theorist Believes XHamster Can Help America Take Over Afghanistan

Written by Ashley on November 14, 2020 in Uncategorized with no comments.

President Bush Junior spent more time combing the pubic bush of Laura Bush than studying Politics.

Dave Rogers

Dave Rogers is a Land Surveyor and Sex Blogger from Woodbridge, New Jersey, who regularly volunteers for the ‘Small Dick at 18, a Right Of Every Female Teen’ Movement actively. The movement has its basis on the fact that each woman that is taller than 5’6″ needs a big dick in her vagina but no matter how tall she is and how big of a dick she needs after turning into a full-blown adult, she still needs smaller dicks before that and it is every parent’s duty to hooker her up with a small penis dude on her 18th birthday. The small dick by their definition is anything below 5 inches. They say it is not only beneficial for the 18 year old girls and their future, but also for the guys with small dicks as it is too hard for them to get a coochie due to their low self-esteem.

Educators, globally, need more sex education, for they all look sexually frustrated and unhappy and listening to hundreds of them, it seems like they all don’t understand the impact of a healthy sex life on a person’s mental, etc, health.

Dave Rogers

Dave’s wife hates getting fingered. She wonders why sodomy is a sin in every religion and a reason enough to get a divorce but getting fingered ain’t.

Dave travels each winters to Africa to have sex with extra large natural breasts women there. During the winters when he doesn’t have enough money to do the same, Welcome to Porncams XHamster on Vibragame.

Dave claims HIV/AIDS is a hoax. He brags about having unprotected sex with hundreds of African village prostitutes and never getting it.

One of the nephews of Dave created a Sex Toy Delivery App. He lives in Ohio and when the app was newly launched, would deliver the products by himself. Once a bunch of Catholic priests and their followers, disguised as buyers, called him only to give him a good beating and they did it all with a great success. Till date, he has some physical injuries from that incidence but is spirit has only grown stronger.

My Tantric Guru and Several Other Old Men from India can fuck better than the top White Male Pornstars combined

Written by Ashley on November 14, 2020 in Uncategorized with no comments.

Many old men who can’t even talk properly, fuck better than the Johnny Castle, Johnny Sinns and J-Mac combined. I have been thinking about creating a porn studio featuring such old men with super-high sex drives only. The porn studio will feature gay, bisexual and straight old men fucking mostly young women and men in their 20s like the freaks these old fellows are.

I also have an idea in my mind to create the world’s first porn studio dedicated to only blue or green-eyed women. The porn studio will feature young, mature, bisexual, lesbian, all sorts of green or blue eyed women. I am also in talks with a Goa Massage Parlour, with several green and blue-eyed Russian girls working for it, to supply me with some of their Russian chicks regularly. They sound more than happy to be of service to me.

I have been to the nation called India several times and it wasn’t until recently that I became aware of the notion that drinking water from the lakes and rivers surrounding the Thar Desert of India and Pakistan, reduces the estrogen levels of both men and women, and that’s the reason why the water from the lakes and rivers across this desert is considered pious for the females, as the Hindus are mostly highly anti-sexual people, though they have the world’s second largest population and they are expected to be the first largest in terms of population by the financial year 2027.

I am a student of a wonderful American-Indian tantric guru, who operates out of his house in Bethlehem, PA, only. This guru of mine can fuck for 18 hours at a time. He once fucked me for 18 hours straight. I was dry only after 3 hours of fucking non-stop, but he kept putting an edible side-effect free lube on both his and mine genitals after that to keep going. It was one of the best days of my life. I am getting wet just thinking the flashbacks of that 18 hours long fucking session.

Porn365 is the future of the Free Porn Tube because XVideos, PornHub and others are too scared of their sponsors

Written by Ashley on November 14, 2020 in Uncategorized with no comments.

My husband only likes to check the hour hand after he starts fucking me. It has been years since he looked at the minute hand once he climbed me. He never finishes before 2 hours. It doesn’t matter whether he fucks me fast or slow, it has always been the same. He lasts 180 minutes after drinking scotch with a soda but 250-270 minutes after drinking scotch with the cola, he himself doesn’t know the reason why and he has been trying his best to find it out.

I believe that the real estate porn will surpass the popularity of the incest porn by the financial year 2027. The Ella Knox’s Property Sex video changed the game for the genre and as a bisexual woman, I can attest it for you. You can see the full video on Porn365 and this is going to be one of the best things that you have ever done.

I am not a conspiracy theorist but I believe that the 16th President of the United States – Abraham Lincoln, was a Jew in disguise. His ex-wife documented this fact that he had a circumcised dick long before it became fashionable for the White Christian Americans to have a circumcised dick.

More blue-collared people have turned authors in the last 10 years than ever before, thanks to the Amazon.

I have been thinking about creating a porn studio with only hermaphrodite and male pornstars. The females will only be there to mop the floors. Let me remind you that I am not a misogynist, I am a female myself and I respect and love all females. It is just a business idea, nothing personal.

Miss Geena started feeling comfortable about her bisexuality after becoming a part of a Hentai Sex Community

Written by Ashley on November 14, 2020 in Uncategorized with no comments.

Geena Blackburn is a sex and porn blogger, who claims that the first thing that she took up in her still growing big teen ass was the bottle of a deodorant only to learn later that it was easier to take that bottle up in than to throw it out. She says that she feels lucky that she was smart enough to put the bottle inside from the opposite side of the bottle cap otherwise she most definitely would have sprayed all the deodorant inside and the side-effects of such a happening is even unknown to most doctors.

Geena has dated hundreds of guys till date belonging to different races, nationalities, heights, body shapes, etc. She claims that the guys who last the longest in the bed are the men that suffer with a condition called gynecomastia. She adds that they drip precum the most too.

Geena is a bisexual but she has never dated a woman, although she has had several sexual encounters with 8-9 women in the past.

Geena claims that every man and every woman in the world is bisexual but they won’t admit it. She adds that she didn’t know this fact herself until she became a part of a Thai Hentai Community (โดจิน).

Geena claims that the reason why they killed the Princess Diana of Wales is the fact that she got caught experimenting with a couple of gay guys in a sexual orgy arranged by herself.

Geena believes that the way the people think about the homosexual people is the biggest sign of their nationalities and going by Princess Diana’s story, it seems like the Royal Family of England is not rational at all.

Full-Time eBay seller from DeSoto County beats his dick off to the Thai porn like it owes him money

Written by Ashley on November 14, 2020 in Uncategorized with no comments.

Chris Glenn from DeSoto County, Mississippi, is a full-time eBay seller, who has a team of 3 to take care of the packaging and messaging.

There used to be a time when selling on eBay used to be Chris’s greatest passion but that hasn’t been the case for years now. He would do as much work as he could by himself because it gave him great pleasure. His greatest passion nowadays is watching Thai porn clips (คลิปโป๊) and writing a sex blog.

Chris likes to refer to his balls as diesel engine, that’s because it takes at least 30 minutes of sexual arousal for his dick to get fully erect and once it is erect, he is able to last very long; So long that most of the times he makes his woman cum before himself.

Chris finds it more fun to fuck on the chair than to fuck on the couch. He hates to fuck on the bed.

Chris claims on his blog that men and women with huge thighs are full of virility in the professional and sex life. He adds that it is not something that he read or made up, but he has the first-hand knowledge of it.

Chris uses nothing but expensive 100% organic oils imported from India as his personal lube. He never forgets to warm it up before use. He says that the fragrance of the oil makes each and every love making session for him a memorable, magnificent and heavenly experience.

When Wankers turn into Exotic MILF BJ receivers

Written by Ashley on November 14, 2020 in Uncategorized with no comments.

Brian Kegley from McAllen, Texas, writes on his sex blog that he can’t wait to see the day when an average pornstar will be respected as much as a Hollywood star by an average adult of the American society. He believes the day is not far away.

My personal most favorite blog post by Brian was the 20000 word essay that he wrote regarding the similarities between a fingertip and a penile tip.

Brian claims that drinking a cup of coffee before a sexual session offers different benefits for a man than it does after drinking it. He says that he drinks it both before and after making out and no words are enough for the coffee to positively changing his life.

Brian also has a blog dedicated to adult songs. The first song that he ever wrote there was “I am so sexy that I can’t stop fucking my hand”.

Brian writes that he regularly gets MILF BJ now and he doesn’t need to fuck his hand anymore.

Brian advises on his blog “Don’t let the fear stop you when it comes to sex just like in terms of business or career”

Brian recently became familiar with a Saudi Prince. He was really surprised to learn from him he uses a condom made of gold for sex with his wives and girlfriends and used a diamond-made condom during his each honeymoon.

Brian has a friend with a serious erectile dysfunction and it is sad that Brian’s blog posts couldn’t help this good friend of his. This friend of Brian says that he is never going to be in a relationship or marry. He will rather donate his sperm before he reaches the age of 40. He is really desperate to be dad.

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